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ibtrukn · 07-25-2003, 07:34 PM

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced
me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

IShootBack · 07-25-2003, 09:02 PM

I'm with ya

skiingfool1974 · 07-27-2003, 09:15 AM

Oh boy... that's the story of my life so far.......... so now, once I hit 31 I have to look forward to getting divorced??? Man!!! That sucks!

07-25-2003, 07:34 PM	#1
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	Older&Wiser When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. -->

07-25-2003, 09:02 PM	#2
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	I'm with ya __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3

07-27-2003, 09:15 AM	#3
skiingfool1974 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 242	Oh boy... that's the story of my life so far.......... so now, once I hit 31 I have to look forward to getting divorced??? Man!!! That sucks!