A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 - The Firearms Forum

BullShoot · 03-06-2011, 11:04 PM

PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Think this would get their attention?

Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does,
he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for
the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist
sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!!

P.S.
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly
aiding and abetting terrorists.

CampingJosh · 03-06-2011, 11:12 PM

What will you guys think of next?

jack404 · 03-07-2011, 06:02 AM

hey every weapon we can errr ummm lay our err hands on ?? yeah!!!

carver · 03-07-2011, 06:24 AM

Watch where you put your hands!!

ozo · 03-07-2011, 08:03 AM

Oh crap !
I pity the poor men in my uncle's neighborhood.

Old Grump · 03-07-2011, 11:58 AM

I live in farm country and we grow them pretty sturdy out here. A half dozen 280 pound 84 year olds parading around my house would make me consider suicide

As any Muslim will tell you this pork chop eater is not a fan of the false prophet. That is nasty, nasty, nasty.

Now maybe if I lived in Miami Beach or Malibu......................

Rneck · 03-07-2011, 03:54 PM

gonna send the missus around the block while I sit out front with a 6 pack and a bag of BBQ pork rinds. this could be an annual event. Just hope some of the neighborhood hotties got this memo, wouldn't want to waste a saturday fishing op

Marlin T · 03-07-2011, 10:09 PM

Outstanding!!!

03-06-2011, 11:04 PM	#1
BullShoot V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: missouri ozarks Contributor Posts: 446	A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY! WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Think this would get their attention? Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America!! P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists. -->

03-06-2011, 11:12 PM	#2
CampingJosh TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 4,799	Re: A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 What will you guys think of next? __________________ Nothing posted on TheFirearmsForum.com constitutes legal, accounting, gunsmithing, or other professional advice. Readers are encouraged to consult with qualified professionals for real advice. Your life is lived at your own risk. Don't blame me for the dumb things you do.

03-07-2011, 06:02 AM	#3
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 hey every weapon we can errr ummm lay our err hands on ?? yeah!!!

03-07-2011, 06:24 AM	#4
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,555	Re: A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 Watch where you put your hands!! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

03-07-2011, 08:03 AM	#5
ozo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 2,772	Re: A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 Oh crap ! I pity the poor men in my uncle's neighborhood. __________________ http://www.nranews.com/#/nranews, "ozo. you're off your rocker sir." -johnlives4christ http://www.prisonplanet.com/ -America,Bless GOD-

03-07-2011, 11:58 AM	#6
Old Grump Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin Posts: 2,320	Re: A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 I live in farm country and we grow them pretty sturdy out here. A half dozen 280 pound 84 year olds parading around my house would make me consider suicide As any Muslim will tell you this pork chop eater is not a fan of the false prophet. That is nasty, nasty, nasty. Now maybe if I lived in Miami Beach or Malibu...................... __________________ "When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil."~~- Thomas Jefferson Roman Catholic, Life Member of American Legion, VFW, Wisconsin Libertarian party, Wi-FORCE, WGO, NRA, JPFO, GOA, SAFand CCRKBA

03-07-2011, 03:54 PM	#7
Rneck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 109	Re: A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 gonna send the missus around the block while I sit out front with a 6 pack and a bag of BBQ pork rinds. this could be an annual event. Just hope some of the neighborhood hotties got this memo, wouldn't want to waste a saturday fishing op

03-07-2011, 10:09 PM	#8
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404 Outstanding!!! __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<