Bacon tree

glens67 · 05-18-2011, 06:30 PM

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon..ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe.. Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush....."

SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldnt help it!

Glen

Insulation Tim · 05-18-2011, 06:46 PM

Don't be sorry, it is quite good

permafrost · 05-19-2011, 03:17 AM

It's ok, really. You've been pumping them out fast and furious all night and I think its wearing you down. Relax, get a cold adult beverage, sip it slowly then start up again. This is a difficult undertaking you've laid out for youself, so an occasion misstep is to be expected. Go now , and rest your feverish brow.

nynomad · 05-19-2011, 07:32 AM

Cracked me up!

05-18-2011, 06:30 PM	#1
glens67 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Middleton, ID Contributor Posts: 951	Bacon tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon." With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon..ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe.. Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... What ees it? " "Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush....." SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldnt help it! Glen -->

05-18-2011, 06:46 PM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,294	Re: Bacon tree Don't be sorry, it is quite good __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

05-19-2011, 03:17 AM	#3
permafrost Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Oklahoma, USA Contributor Posts: 1,771	Re: Bacon tree It's ok, really. You've been pumping them out fast and furious all night and I think its wearing you down. Relax, get a cold adult beverage, sip it slowly then start up again. This is a difficult undertaking you've laid out for youself, so an occasion misstep is to be expected. Go now , and rest your feverish brow. __________________ Stand and Fight

05-19-2011, 07:32 AM	#4
nynomad V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 377	Re: Bacon tree Cracked me up!