PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD....

rooter · 05-29-2011, 10:58 AM

The well-built woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“Actually, no,” he replied.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” panted the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.

“Tell him,” she whispered, “There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room..”

berto64 · 05-29-2011, 04:42 PM

Think I knew that gal.

rooter · 05-29-2011, 04:45 PM

Berto, are you bragging or complaining....Her name was Rosey... Chief

jack404 · 05-29-2011, 05:15 PM

is that the one that was called Bob until the operation ?

rooter · 05-29-2011, 07:43 PM

Yeah Jack, same one....The infection set in and everything turned red so the name Rosey was appropriate....Chief

jack404 · 05-29-2011, 07:58 PM

yeah know the story ...

we think she/he / it ended up marrying a politician out here

Diamondback · 05-31-2011, 08:05 PM

Muslim, I hope.

05-29-2011, 10:58 AM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,265	PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.... The well-built woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” he replied. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. “I’m afraid I can’t,” panted the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. “What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say. “Tell him,” she whispered, “There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room..” __________________ -->

05-29-2011, 04:42 PM	#2
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,385	Re: PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.... Think I knew that gal. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

05-29-2011, 04:45 PM	#3
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,265	Re: PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.... Berto, are you bragging or complaining....Her name was Rosey... Chief __________________

05-29-2011, 05:15 PM	#4
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.... is that the one that was called Bob until the operation ?

05-29-2011, 07:43 PM	#5
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,265	Re: PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.... Yeah Jack, same one....The infection set in and everything turned red so the name Rosey was appropriate....Chief __________________

05-29-2011, 07:58 PM	#6
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.... yeah know the story ... we think she/he / it ended up marrying a politician out here Last edited by jack404; 05-29-2011 at 08:01 PM..

05-31-2011, 08:05 PM	#7
Diamondback Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Silver City, Oklahoma Posts: 659	Re: PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.... Muslim, I hope.