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Old 05-29-2011, 10:58 AM   #1
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Default PLAYING ON A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD....

The well-built woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“Actually, no,” he replied.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” panted the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.

“Tell him,” she whispered, “There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room..”
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Old 05-29-2011, 04:42 PM   #2
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Think I knew that gal.
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Old 05-29-2011, 04:45 PM   #3
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Berto, are you bragging or complaining....Her name was Rosey... Chief
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Old 05-29-2011, 05:15 PM   #4
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is that the one that was called Bob until the operation ?
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Old 05-29-2011, 07:43 PM   #5
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Yeah Jack, same one....The infection set in and everything turned red so the name Rosey was appropriate....Chief
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Old 05-29-2011, 07:58 PM   #6
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yeah know the story ... we think she/he / it ended up marrying a politician out here

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Muslim, I hope.
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