Yo WalMart shoppers!! - The Firearms Forum

ibtrukn · 08-18-2003, 08:34 AM

> Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item
> -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
> teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the
> spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
>
> While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
> Wal-Mart
> brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine,
> said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University
> in
> Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
>
> So, here we go... The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
>
> 12. Chateau Traileur Parc
>
> 11. White Trashfindel
>
> 10. Big Red Gulp
>
> 9. Grape Expectations
>
> 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
>
> 7. NASCARbernet
>
> 6. Chef Boyardeaux
>
> 5. Peanut Noir
>
> 4. Chateau des Moines
>
> 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
>
> 2. World Championship Riesling
>
> And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine is...
>
> 1. Nasti Spumante
>
> And who says they don't know wine in Arkansas?
>
>
>

inplanotx · 08-18-2003, 11:27 AM

How about the three brothers wines.

Big, Red and Thor Hiney Winery!

And it comes in 6 packs of 12 oz cans!

gamachinist · 08-19-2003, 06:03 PM

Now that's got me LOL.
Robert.

08-18-2003, 08:34 AM	#1
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	Yo WalMart shoppers!! > Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item > -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is > teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the > spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. > > While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of > Wal-Mart > brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, > said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University > in > Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." > > So, here we go... The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine: > > 12. Chateau Traileur Parc > > 11. White Trashfindel > > 10. Big Red Gulp > > 9. Grape Expectations > > 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays" > > 7. NASCARbernet > > 6. Chef Boyardeaux > > 5. Peanut Noir > > 4. Chateau des Moines > > 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! > > 2. World Championship Riesling > > And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine is... > > 1. Nasti Spumante > > And who says they don't know wine in Arkansas? > > > -->

08-18-2003, 11:27 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	How about the three brothers wines. Big, Red and Thor Hiney Winery! And it comes in 6 packs of 12 oz cans! __________________

08-19-2003, 06:03 PM	#3
gamachinist V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Locust Grove GA Posts: 213	Now that's got me LOL. Robert.