The end is Near

pickenup · 08-27-2003, 09:07 PM

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground which reads:

"The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"

"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped past.

From the curve ahead, they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks. "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

SouthernMoss · 08-27-2003, 10:10 PM

08-27-2003, 09:07 PM	#1
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	The end is Near A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground which reads: "The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!" "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped past. From the curve ahead, they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks. "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?" __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine -->

08-27-2003, 10:10 PM	#2
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