Double Decker Bus Trip
Two bowling teams, one of all Republicans and one of all
Democrats , charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend
trip to Louisiana. The Republican team rode on the bottom
of the bus, and the Democratic team rode on the top level.
The Republican team down below really whooped it up,
having a great time, when one of them realized she
hadn't heard anything from the Democrats upstairs. She
decided to go up and investigate..
When the Republican reached the top, she found all the
Democrats in fear, staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles..
The Republican asked, 'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'
One of the Democrats looked up at her, swallowed hard
'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785