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The Indian
The Indian walks into the tavern with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the Indian. "You know I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You're lucky. Was she pretty?" "Dunno. Never found the head." 
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09-05-2003, 07:46 AM
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EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-05-2003, 07:48 AM
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Exactly what my wife would have said. Now the question is, what did the "new husband" have to say? BTW - Congratulations
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09-05-2003, 07:51 AM
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I'll let him speak for himself.
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09-05-2003, 07:57 AM
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MAL!!!!
Trés, Trés MAL............... Ditto on the congrats. It's wonderful to know we have so much support out there.
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09-06-2003, 04:54 AM
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Not only
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09-06-2003, 03:11 PM
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that's something a white man would've said
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09-06-2003, 05:50 PM
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That is bad...REALLY BAD......
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