Change of Government Emblem
The government today announced that it is changing its
emblem to a condom because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Any politician who doesn't trust me to own a weapon is not someone worthy of my vote, my respect, ~~ or my tax dollars.