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Old 09-18-2011, 10:54 AM   #1
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their Dad for a clue. The dad said -"well its what Mummy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an a**hole!!!

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their Dad for a clue. The dad said -"well its what Mummy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an a**hole!!!
Rump roast?
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