No, Marlin, I'm not poking fun at YOU... - The Firearms Forum

armedandsafe · 09-09-2003, 08:38 PM

After all, I'm Irish descent, too.

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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing.

So, the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that would sober him up.

Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So, he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO, YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, AGAIN!" Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out, he said, "What makes you say that?" "The pub just called.

You left your wheelchair there, again."

Marlin · 09-10-2003, 06:59 AM

Now, Pops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only a dig at the Irish, but a wheelchair, too????????????

You got me on BOTH counts.

All kidding aside, not bad at all!

09-09-2003, 08:38 PM	#1
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	No, Marlin, I'm not poking fun at YOU... After all, I'm Irish descent, too. _____________________________________________ An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So, the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So, he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO, YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, AGAIN!" Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out, he said, "What makes you say that?" "The pub just called. You left your wheelchair there, again." --> Last edited by armedandsafe; 09-09-2003 at 08:40 PM..

09-10-2003, 06:59 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Now, Pops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only a dig at the Irish, but a wheelchair, too???????????? You got me on BOTH counts. All kidding aside, not bad at all! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* Last edited by Marlin; 09-10-2003 at 07:00 AM..