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09-20-2011, 06:36 AM
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Mental Health Hotline .......
Answering Machine Messages for the Mental Health Hotline ........
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6 If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, but stay on the line while we trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
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09-20-2011, 01:36 PM
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Re: Mental Health Hotline .......
lol! kinda reminds one of trying to get help from the government!
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09-20-2011, 02:32 PM
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Re: Mental Health Hotline .......
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 Y'all be safe now, ya hear!Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old. |
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09-20-2011, 04:25 PM
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Re: Mental Health Hotline .......
carver ..... do you remember where you put the print-out ?
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09-20-2011, 06:09 PM
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09-20-2011, 10:13 PM
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09-21-2011, 08:17 AM
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Re: Mental Health Hotline .......
Wheres the #1 for ENGLISH???????
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09-21-2011, 02:22 PM
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Re: Mental Health Hotline .......
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Y'all be safe now, ya hear!Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old. |
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09-21-2011, 03:39 PM
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Re: Mental Health Hotline .......
CARVER .......
That's the one I mean !
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