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09-20-2011, 07:22 PM
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Montana rancher
The Montana State Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards
claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him; GOVERNMENT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them." RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." GOVERNMENT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to . . . the mentally challenged one." RANCHER: "That would be me."  
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09-20-2011, 11:38 PM
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Re: Montana rancher
Now that's not just ranchers...
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09-21-2011, 03:18 AM
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Re: Montana rancher
I think thats most of us.
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09-21-2011, 05:04 PM
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Re: Montana rancher
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09-21-2011, 05:35 PM
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Re: Montana rancher
Very good.
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09-22-2011, 01:38 AM
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Re: Montana rancher
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10-01-2011, 02:53 PM
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Re: Montana rancher
Whats his wife look like, I may want that job.
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10-01-2011, 06:43 PM
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Re: Montana rancher
sad but true
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10-01-2011, 07:20 PM
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Re: Montana rancher
Just as an aside, 20 per-cent of the workers in any given endeavor, does 80 per-cent of the work.
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10-01-2011, 08:59 PM
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Re: Montana rancher
LOL
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10-02-2011, 02:31 AM
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Re: Montana rancher
Ha, thats a good one
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