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Old 09-20-2011, 10:16 PM   #1
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:32 PM   #3
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:40 PM   #4
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He'll have our lifeblood.... and all our money
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Old 09-20-2011, 11:22 PM   #5
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That is one I will be passing on.
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Old 09-21-2011, 01:30 AM   #6
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That is one I will be passing on.
i've already put it on facebook
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Old 09-21-2011, 03:03 AM   #7
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Old 09-21-2011, 03:52 AM   #8
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Sent to my uber liberal sister! Should get a fiery response!
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Old 09-21-2011, 05:17 AM   #9
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ROFLMAO
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Old 09-21-2011, 06:00 AM   #10
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Somebody call attack watch!!
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Old 09-21-2011, 05:05 PM   #11
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