George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin - The Firearms Forum

ka64 · 09-23-2011, 10:34 AM

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.
While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for.
The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth.

Putin
Asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes. When he was finished,
The devil informed him that the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin
Wrote him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and
Talked for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informed her
That the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check.

Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00.

When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiled and replied: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.

watsisname · 09-23-2011, 04:51 PM

Brisk44 · 09-23-2011, 07:54 PM

I love it!!!!!! Unfortunately it's all to true.

09-23-2011, 10:34 AM	#1
ka64 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Michigan Contributor Posts: 1,419	George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell. While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for. The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth. Putin Asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes. When he was finished, The devil informed him that the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin Wrote him a check. Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and Talked for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informed her That the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check. Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00. When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiled and replied: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call. -->

09-23-2011, 04:51 PM	#2
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 526	Re: George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin

09-23-2011, 07:54 PM	#3
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin I love it!!!!!! Unfortunately it's all to true.