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Old 09-25-2011, 03:25 PM   #1
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Default Words Of Wisdom .... From A Child

I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid.
I asked, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...
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Old 09-25-2011, 05:40 PM   #2
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I love it!!!
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Old 09-25-2011, 07:15 PM   #3
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A couple of days ago I told my 5 year old grandaughter that when she grows up she can be anything she wants. She replied "I want to be a UNICORN"
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Old 09-26-2011, 07:29 AM   #5
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My parents often reminded me that I had answered: I want to be top man on the garbage truck". Dad would say: "Son, you're almost there."
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