Change your underwear often - The Firearms Forum

One Shot · 09-30-2011, 07:34 PM

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad..
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The
Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",

but don't count on things smelling any better.

Brisk44 · 09-30-2011, 07:45 PM

That someone wouldn't currently be in the white house now would he?

watsisname · 10-01-2011, 06:34 AM

Buckshot · 10-04-2011, 02:51 AM

Amen.

Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason.

09-30-2011, 07:34 PM	#1
One Shot V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Colorado Posts: 374	Change your underwear often There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz." THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better. -->

09-30-2011, 07:45 PM	#2
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: Change your underwear often That someone wouldn't currently be in the white house now would he?

10-01-2011, 06:34 AM	#3
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: Change your underwear often YEP!

10-04-2011, 02:51 AM	#4
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 884	Re: Change your underwear often Amen. Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason. __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE