My Favorite Animal - The Firearms Forum

dons2346 · 10-03-2011, 08:52 PM

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. o I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...

Brisk44 · 10-03-2011, 09:01 PM

Always love a good fried chicken joke.

hunter29180 · 10-03-2011, 09:33 PM

my favorite person is ole Macdonald..with a chick,chick here.....see you in the prinicapals office!!

CampingJosh · 10-03-2011, 09:35 PM

I love a joke that makes you laugh more than once.

American Leader · 10-03-2011, 09:35 PM

Good one Don

lonewolf204 · 10-04-2011, 08:27 AM

And you tell your children to always tell the truth!

10-03-2011, 08:52 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,431	My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. o I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

10-03-2011, 09:01 PM	#2
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: My Favorite Animal Always love a good fried chicken joke.

10-03-2011, 09:33 PM	#3
hunter29180 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in a motorhome where ever we park! Contributor Posts: 1,639	Re: My Favorite Animal my favorite person is ole Macdonald..with a chick,chick here.....see you in the prinicapals office!!

10-03-2011, 09:35 PM	#4
CampingJosh TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 4,799	Re: My Favorite Animal I love a joke that makes you laugh more than once. __________________ Nothing posted on TheFirearmsForum.com constitutes legal, accounting, gunsmithing, or other professional advice. Readers are encouraged to consult with qualified professionals for real advice. Your life is lived at your own risk. Don't blame me for the dumb things you do.

10-03-2011, 09:35 PM	#5
American Leader Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,630	Re: My Favorite Animal Good one Don

10-04-2011, 08:27 AM	#6
lonewolf204 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Oklahoma Contributor Posts: 799	Re: My Favorite Animal And you tell your children to always tell the truth! __________________ Fear is only a word in the mind of the weak!