My Favorite Animal - The Firearms Forum

killbuck · 10-21-2011, 04:44 PM

My Favorite Animal

My teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too...especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now?

hunter29180 · 10-21-2011, 05:49 PM

too late!! http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/showthread.php?t=95423

jstgsn · 10-21-2011, 08:06 PM

Now that there is funny, no matter how many times I hear it. :-)

10-21-2011, 04:44 PM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	My Favorite Animal My Favorite Animal My teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too...especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now? -->

10-21-2011, 05:49 PM	#2
hunter29180 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in a motorhome where ever we park! Contributor Posts: 1,639	Re: My Favorite Animal too late!! http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/showthread.php?t=95423

10-21-2011, 08:06 PM	#3
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,314	Re: My Favorite Animal Now that there is funny, no matter how many times I hear it. :-) __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you.