Adult content....but funny

jstgsn · 11-04-2011, 09:16 PM

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'

... And before he could say 'F*ck Off', the Rottweiler ate him!'

Bobitis · 11-05-2011, 11:51 AM

That there is funny!

Buckshot · 11-07-2011, 01:07 AM

11-04-2011, 09:16 PM	#1
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,270	Adult content....but funny A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' ... And before he could say 'F*ck Off', the Rottweiler ate him!' __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you. -->

11-05-2011, 11:51 AM	#2
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	Re: Adult content....but funny That there is funny! __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all

11-07-2011, 01:07 AM	#3
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