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jstgsn · 11-04-2011, 09:19 PM

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

American Leader · 11-04-2011, 09:29 PM

NO S--T! I feel your pain!

11-04-2011, 09:19 PM	#1
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,277	true that Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.' Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you. -->

11-04-2011, 09:29 PM	#2
American Leader Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,630	Re: true that NO S--T! I feel your pain!