would make me mad too! - The Firearms Forum

jstgsn · 11-04-2011, 09:32 PM

(it has to be a jewish fellow, ‘cause a Jewish fellow told me, and it sounded funny that way he said it, so think a Jewish accent on this) so he says;
I’m telling my friend about this girl I met and tell him how we hit it off and how she made me so mad!
She asked me to come to her place and we did, and she was really a nice girl and was kissing and everything and all of a sudden a noise comes at the front door.
She says “Oye! It’s my husband!!! You gotta get outta here!”
I said “You didn’t tell me you had a husband!!! “
She said “It doesn’t matter, you gotta get out of here!“
And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!”
I said “No that didn’t make me mad!”
I said” I climbed out the window and hung by my fingers and it really hurt!”
And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!”
I said “No that didn’t make me mad!”
I was hanging there, and the husband saw my fingers and he took his pocket knife and he stuck the blade under my fingernails!
And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!”
I said “No that didn’t make me mad!”
Then he got a jar of honey and he poured it over my head!
“Oh I bet that made you mad!”
“No, that didn’t make me mad!”
Then he took a pillow and he took out all the feathers and he poured them on me with the honey! I looked like a Schmuck!
“Oh I bet that made you mad!”
“No, that didn’t make me mad!”
“WELL WHAT MADE YOU MAD??”
“What mad me mad was when I looked down and saw I was only two feet above the ground!”

Buckshot · 11-07-2011, 01:09 AM

watsisname · 11-07-2011, 05:31 AM

11-04-2011, 09:32 PM	#1
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,273	would make me mad too! (it has to be a jewish fellow, ‘cause a Jewish fellow told me, and it sounded funny that way he said it, so think a Jewish accent on this) so he says; I’m telling my friend about this girl I met and tell him how we hit it off and how she made me so mad! She asked me to come to her place and we did, and she was really a nice girl and was kissing and everything and all of a sudden a noise comes at the front door. She says “Oye! It’s my husband!!! You gotta get outta here!” I said “You didn’t tell me you had a husband!!! “ She said “It doesn’t matter, you gotta get out of here!“ And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!” I said “No that didn’t make me mad!” I said” I climbed out the window and hung by my fingers and it really hurt!” And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!” I said “No that didn’t make me mad!” I was hanging there, and the husband saw my fingers and he took his pocket knife and he stuck the blade under my fingernails! And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!” I said “No that didn’t make me mad!” Then he got a jar of honey and he poured it over my head! “Oh I bet that made you mad!” “No, that didn’t make me mad!” Then he took a pillow and he took out all the feathers and he poured them on me with the honey! I looked like a Schmuck! “Oh I bet that made you mad!” “No, that didn’t make me mad!” “WELL WHAT MADE YOU MAD??” “What mad me mad was when I looked down and saw I was only two feet above the ground!” __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you. -->

11-07-2011, 01:09 AM	#2
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 882	Re: would make me mad too! __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE

11-07-2011, 05:31 AM	#3
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: would make me mad too!