Congress Kidnapped. - The Firearms Forum

ka64 · 11-07-2011, 11:45 AM

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

nynomad · 11-07-2011, 01:55 PM

Good one!

geds · 11-07-2011, 07:48 PM

What, no matches?

11-07-2011, 11:45 AM	#1
ka64 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Michigan Contributor Posts: 1,418	Congress Kidnapped. A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.” “How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks. The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.” -->

11-07-2011, 01:55 PM	#2
nynomad V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 380	Re: Congress Kidnapped. Good one!

11-07-2011, 07:48 PM	#3
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Congress Kidnapped. What, no matches?