Nick Sabins House in Heaven - The Firearms Forum

The Duke · 11-08-2011, 06:13 PM

After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour.
He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging
from the front porch.
"This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their
own houses up here."
Nick looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on
top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble
columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line both sides
of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God," Nick says. "But let me ask you a question. I
get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Les Miles gets a
mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is
that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Nick, that's not
Miles's house. That's mine."

jack404 · 11-08-2011, 06:20 PM

a football fan passes on and arrives in heaven

he's given the tour and passes by a big name footballer he recognises

they end up chatting and he ask where the coach of the team is

the footballer replied, "theres no coaches in heaven sadly "

"They all sold their souls at various playoff's"

............................

geds · 11-08-2011, 07:40 PM

It's not likely Saban will make it through the Pearly Gates.... Saban is just a typo for Satan!

11-08-2011, 06:13 PM	#1
The Duke Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NW Louisiana Posts: 813	Nick Sabins House in Heaven After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here." Nick looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God," Nick says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Les Miles gets a mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Nick, that's not Miles's house. That's mine." __________________ Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. -->

11-08-2011, 06:20 PM	#2
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: Nick Sabins House in Heaven a football fan passes on and arrives in heaven he's given the tour and passes by a big name footballer he recognises they end up chatting and he ask where the coach of the team is the footballer replied, "theres no coaches in heaven sadly " "They all sold their souls at various playoff's" ............................

11-08-2011, 07:40 PM	#3
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Nick Sabins House in Heaven It's not likely Saban will make it through the Pearly Gates.... Saban is just a typo for Satan!