Blind Pilots - The Firearms Forum

killbuck · 11-10-2011, 09:05 AM

Blind Pilots

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!'

ka64 · 11-10-2011, 09:07 AM

How do they land?????????

Brisk44 · 11-10-2011, 09:18 AM

hahahahaha

watsisname · 11-10-2011, 04:06 PM

Insulation Tim · 11-10-2011, 04:33 PM

Goodie.

raven818 · 11-10-2011, 04:35 PM

Hehehehe.

vytoland · 11-10-2011, 06:14 PM

crank er up and away we go boys

geds · 11-10-2011, 08:06 PM

Good 'un!

nynomad · 11-11-2011, 07:53 AM

LOL - cracked me up!

ofitg · 11-11-2011, 09:36 AM

Those pilots could be Congressmen.

11-10-2011, 09:05 AM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	Blind Pilots Blind Pilots Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!' -->

11-10-2011, 09:07 AM	#2
ka64 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Michigan Contributor Posts: 1,412	Re: Blind Pilots How do they land?????????

11-10-2011, 09:18 AM	#3
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: Blind Pilots hahahahaha

11-10-2011, 04:06 PM	#4
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: Blind Pilots

11-10-2011, 04:33 PM	#5
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,294	Re: Blind Pilots Goodie. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

11-10-2011, 04:35 PM	#6
raven818 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jax, Fl. Contributor Posts: 4,423	Re: Blind Pilots Hehehehe. __________________ Firearms and Salt Water Fishing Retired 42 Years LEO

11-10-2011, 08:06 PM	#8
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Blind Pilots Good 'un!

11-11-2011, 07:53 AM	#9
nynomad V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 377	Re: Blind Pilots LOL - cracked me up!

11-11-2011, 09:36 AM	#10
ofitg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Contributor Posts: 1,447	Re: Blind Pilots Those pilots could be Congressmen.