another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem.

jack404 · 12-13-2011, 03:21 AM

The 12 reasons I will vote Democrat:
1. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 43% isn't.

... 2. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

5. I will vote Democrat because I
believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't
start driving a Prius.

6. I will vote Democrat because I'm
not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we
keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I will vote Democrat
because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits. But those who pay taxes here dont.

8. I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe groups who
would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I will vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to
people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I will vote Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12.
I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

flintlock · 12-13-2011, 08:55 AM

Thanks Jack, I haven't laughed so hard in a week! And now when I think of all those fools who actually believe this way, I have a drink.

jwrauch · 12-13-2011, 09:16 AM

DixieLandMan · 12-13-2011, 09:19 AM

the sad part is that people will actually believe this.

TheGunClinger · 12-13-2011, 03:16 PM

Good post Jack. If it wernt so true it might be funnier. The sad part is that most of his voter base, the stupid people, believe it.

jack404 · 12-13-2011, 03:19 PM

watched youtube of a huge black lady attacking a tea party shirt wearing old gent in a mall , and the rest of her low life friends egging her on as if the old guy was trying to take all their welfare away ..

if thats a obozo supporter et al .. have you all got enough ammo ?

raven818 · 12-13-2011, 03:57 PM

My email folks just love the stuff I send from here. They think " I'm " so clever.

Double D · 12-13-2011, 04:03 PM

As I say all the time, its a mental disorder without a cure.

Gun Geezer · 12-13-2011, 07:07 PM

My brother used to call #12 Rectal Vision. There's probably another dozen reason's to vote Dem. but a Liberal wouldn't get the irony in them if there were a million.

Awtoman · 12-14-2011, 05:01 PM

I sent this to a few liberals I know. One responded talking about vitriolic hate speech and such, the usual. I sent it back asking to be shown where was the vitriol, hate, racist etc., and to discuss the points stated in the original e-mail I sent. No response at all. I guess they don't know how to debate/discuss issues if it takes any more thought process than to just hurl insults.

Tom

12-13-2011, 08:55 AM	#2
flintlock Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Upstate NY Contributor Posts: 896	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. Thanks Jack, I haven't laughed so hard in a week! And now when I think of all those fools who actually believe this way, I have a drink.

12-13-2011, 09:16 AM	#3
jwrauch V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Flyover territory , USA Posts: 202	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. JR __________________ People who are willing to sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither. Liberalism is a mental illness.

12-13-2011, 09:19 AM	#4
DixieLandMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Alabama Posts: 603	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. the sad part is that people will actually believe this.

12-13-2011, 03:16 PM	#5
TheGunClinger Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: SW Florida Contributor Posts: 2,378	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. Good post Jack. If it wernt so true it might be funnier. The sad part is that most of his voter base, the stupid people, believe it. __________________ New England Patriots Rule Next year.

12-13-2011, 03:19 PM	#6
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. watched youtube of a huge black lady attacking a tea party shirt wearing old gent in a mall , and the rest of her low life friends egging her on as if the old guy was trying to take all their welfare away .. if thats a obozo supporter et al .. have you all got enough ammo ?

12-13-2011, 03:21 AM	#1
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. The 12 reasons I will vote Democrat: 1. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 43% isn't. ... 2. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 3. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it. 4. I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. 5. I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. 6. I will vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 7. I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. But those who pay taxes here dont. 8. I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit. 9. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe groups who would never get their agendas past the voters. 10. I will vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher. 11. I will vote Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE". 12. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view. -->

12-13-2011, 03:57 PM	#7
raven818 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jax, Fl. Contributor Posts: 4,423	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. My email folks just love the stuff I send from here. They think " I'm " so clever. __________________ Firearms and Salt Water Fishing Retired 42 Years LEO

12-13-2011, 04:03 PM	#8
Double D TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Florida Contributor Posts: 8,051	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. As I say all the time, its a mental disorder without a cure. __________________ I own a bunch of scary guns. You want em? Come and take em..... Liberalism is a serious, non curable, mental disorder... NRA LIFE MEMBER Oath Keepers Member NRA Certified Instructor 30 Yr CC permit holder.

12-13-2011, 07:07 PM	#9
Gun Geezer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Central Florida Posts: 1,710	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. My brother used to call #12 Rectal Vision. There's probably another dozen reason's to vote Dem. but a Liberal wouldn't get the irony in them if there were a million.

12-14-2011, 05:01 PM	#10
Awtoman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 362	Re: another Email from my US friends, reasons to vote Dem. I sent this to a few liberals I know. One responded talking about vitriolic hate speech and such, the usual. I sent it back asking to be shown where was the vitriol, hate, racist etc., and to discuss the points stated in the original e-mail I sent. No response at all. I guess they don't know how to debate/discuss issues if it takes any more thought process than to just hurl insults. Tom __________________ Tom's Garage