***GATEWAY Cow SHOT!!!!! - The Firearms Forum

Capt Mac Turk · 12-31-2011, 08:55 PM

If you watch television much, you've seen the Gateway Cow and by now are

probably becoming slightly annoyed with the thing. If you feel like 97 million

other Americans, you'll be happy to know that the Gateway Cow has been shot!

The official reason is that he contracted "Hoof and Mouth" disease.

Inside sources report a different story, however, indicating the

Gateway Cow was shot because he attacked the farmer with the Dell.

Capt. Mac

Diamondback · 12-31-2011, 09:10 PM

OUCH !!!!!

12-31-2011, 08:55 PM	#1
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	*GATEWAY Cow SHOT!!!!! If you watch television much, you've seen the Gateway Cow and by now are probably becoming slightly annoyed with the thing. If you feel like 97 million other Americans, you'll be happy to know that the Gateway Cow has been shot! The official reason is that he contracted "Hoof and Mouth" disease. Inside sources report a different story, however, indicating the Gateway Cow was shot because he attacked the farmer with the Dell.** Capt. Mac __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them -->

12-31-2011, 09:10 PM	#2
Diamondback Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Silver City, Oklahoma Posts: 662	Re: GATEWAY Cow SHOT!!!!!* OUCH !!!!!