A blonde was telling her friend that she was sick and tired of always being referred to as a dumb blonde.
"Then do something about it and prove them wrong." her friend said.
"Why not learn all the state capitals or something like that?"
Thinking this was a great idea, the blonde stayed in her room for a week studying.
The next time she goes to a party some fellow starts making dumb blonde comments to her. Getting a little annoyed she says to him,
"I am not a dumb blonde. As a matter of fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"
He doesn't quite believe her so she tells him to go ahead and test her.
"Alright," he says, "what's the capital of Texas?
The blonde smiles broadly in triumph and says,
"Oh that's easy. It's T!"
Capt. Mac Turk
U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master
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"And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus
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Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11
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they pry my cold dead fingers off them