A blonde and a redhead were on an airplane when the engine blew and they were heading into a crash. Looking around inside the plane, they could only find one parachute and a flashlight.
The redhead quickly grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blonde,
"Ok, this is a magic flashlight.
I'll shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light.
Then, I'll follow you with the parachute."
The blonde looked at her skeptically and said,
"Do you really think I'm that dumb?
I know that as soon as I'm halfway down, you're going to turn it off!"
Capt. Mac Turk
U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master
Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic"
"And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus
Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21
keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey!
Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11
They can take my guns
they pry my cold dead fingers off them