FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown
Convicts Last meal
Three prisoners were scheduled to be executed.
The warden asked them what they wanted to have for their last meal.
"Lasagna," the first replied.
The warden served him his lasagna, then escorted him to his execution.
"I'd like lobster," the second prisoner said.
The warden served him his lobster, then led him to his execution.
The third prisoner said,
"I'd like a big bowl of strawberries, topped with whipped cream."
"Sorry, but strawberries are out of season," the warden said.
"Ah, that's ok. I'll wait!" replied the prisoner
Capt. Mac Turk
U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master
Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic"
"And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus
Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21
keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey!
Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11
They can take my guns after,
they pry my cold dead fingers off them