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Old 01-03-2012, 05:09 AM   #1
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Default Not old...

Had to share this.

I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck....

Everything made the same noise:

'CrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaccccK!'

....I came to a conclusion:

I am not old,

I am crispy!!!
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Old 01-03-2012, 08:16 AM   #2
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Had to share this.

I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck....

Everything made the same noise:

'CrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaccccK!'

....I came to a conclusion:

I am not old,

I am crispy!!!
''Snap! Crackle. Pop!''
Rice Crispies.
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:59 PM   #3
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''Snap! Crackle. Pop!''
Rice Crispies.
Isn't that supposed to happen after you pour the milk on them?
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Old 01-03-2012, 01:21 PM   #4
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Isn't that supposed to happen after you pour the milk on them?
Depends on what you are pouring the milk on.
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