FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|01-03-2012, 04:55 PM||#1|
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown
HomeFrom the Doctor
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied.
'Do you take recreational drugs?'
'I'm not doing that, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Rarely... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have abnormal sex?'
'No,' I replied...
He looked at me and said,..
'Then, why do you even give a Crap?
Capt. Mac Turk
U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master
Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic"
"And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus
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keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey!
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They can take my guns after,
they pry my cold dead fingers off them
|01-03-2012, 05:39 PM||#2|
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: SW Fort Worth
Re: HomeFrom the Doctor
What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? -- (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens)
"Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands."
"I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge Blue press."