The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress and I am married (for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's what happened:
My Engaged Friend:
The other night when my fiancé came over, he found me wearing only a black bra, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you' Then we made passionate love all night long
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat. Under it I had only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I Had To Share My Story:
When my husband came home I was wearing a black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785