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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

    His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the
    driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

    The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.

    :D :D
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002

  3. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    Wonder if she put him out of his misery quickly with a single shot, or whether she beat him to death with the scale?? :p :D
  4. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Lessee, 15 round magazine, one in the chamber.

    Left knee
    Right knee
    Right shoulder
    Left shoulder
    Left hip
    Right hip
    You get the idea. :D:D:D

  5. :D They say Married men don't die as young as Single men,...they just go more willing! :D
  6. No she didnt kill him she castrated him!!!!!!!