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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

    His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the
    driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

    The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.

    :D :D
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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  3. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Wonder if she put him out of his misery quickly with a single shot, or whether she beat him to death with the scale?? :p :D
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  5. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Lessee, 15 round magazine, one in the chamber.

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    You get the idea. :D:D:D

    Pops
  6. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    :D They say Married men don't die as young as Single men,...they just go more willing! :D
  7. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

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    No she didnt kill him she castrated him!!!!!!!

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