12 days of 76Highboy

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  1. norahc

    norahc Active Member

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    On the first day, 76Highboy had to go to the county jail to get a copy of his mugshot from when he got arrested for Drunk and Disorderly in a Dinosaur Costume.
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    On the second day, 76Highboy had to go to K-Mart
    to get new underwear......"I get my underwear at K-mart, yeah,
    at K-mart, I get my underwear at K-mart"
    [He had a stressful time at the county jail.....]
    And, of course, I was not making any reference
    to a well known movie....:):)
  3. norahc

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    On the third day, 76Highboy returned to K-Mart to purchase 3 boxes of Crayons so he could map out his plans of forum domination. Unfortunately, he had to return later in the day because his wife made him get the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser he forgot to purchase the first time. He then spent the rest of the day scrubbing the walls he where he had so studiously spent hours planning his revenge. The only part he was allowed to keep was his password to the forum, written right above his monitor.
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    On the 4th Day he was supposed to pick out something nice for himself from the Victoria Secret catalog, but Mrs. Highboy forgot about the steel plate in his head and used the microwave while he was in the kitchen, causing him to piss his pants and forget who he was for half an hour.

    (Hey, these movie references are fun!)
  5. Iron Eagle

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    On the 5th day, he went to Meryl Norman for a new color of fingernail polish. He has all of the pink already.LOL
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    Iron Eagle Well-Known Member

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    I am rolling on the floor laughing my butt off!
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    wv hillbilly Well-Known Member

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    on the 6th day of christmas Highboy sent sixxxxxxxxxx dancing dots:dancingdots:
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    On the 7th day, he shaved his legs and pits so he would look good in that new dress :eek:
  10. norahc

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    On the eighth day, 76Highboy and his eight pink pumpkin reindeer were spotted by a bunch of new hunters after getting stuck in a snow bank towing his Ford. Pieces of gourds were flying everywhere, and he was heard to exclaim, "The pumpkinanity!"
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  11. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    What the? NORAHC!!!

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    ok ill play

    on the ninth day highboy ate 9 gallons of thin mint ice cream, and sat on the toilet all the next day
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    On the 10th day he was up on a ladder installing 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights, when he accidentally stapled his shirt sleeve to the fascia board. In his struggle to get free, the ladder fell leaving him hanging from the gutter. The gutter tore loose, sending an icicle through the neighbors window, smashing their stereo and dumping Highboy into the evergreen bushes below. As far as anyone knows, he's still there.
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    Y'all realize there's at least 27 days til Christmas...
    :dance:
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    So we'll do the twelve days sequel.
    ;)
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