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17 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL

Discussion in 'The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr' started by Marlin, Apr 23, 2007.

  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Didn't put this in Pump House since it's NOT FUNNY..... :( :(

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    Odd....but true - -

    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV'S.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution

    12. You have to believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high

    13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] Jefferson, George Washington or Abraham Lincoln.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]

    14. You have to believe that standardized tests [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]

    15. You have to believe that the only reason [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] people haven't been in charge.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]

    16. You have to believe that homosexual parades [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]

    17. You have to believe that this message is probably a [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]


    GOD BLESS AMERICA

    Oops, can't do that either! :( :mad:
  2. Rommelvon

    Rommelvon New Member

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    So true, so sad but true....liberals...living oxymorons
  3. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

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    no, not funny, but very sad that people really believe that way.
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