18 ways to be a good liberal

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  1. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

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    This was actually meant to be a joke I believe but it is so correct I thought I would post it here.Huck this damn sure isn't meant at you so please don't even think that for a minute. Nor any other liberal slanted individual here on TFF. Heck they are at least up here on the Forum. Shows they are not like Hanoi Jane. No Flame throwing please. catfish

    18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL"





    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th- graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

    16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.:mad:

    18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.:eek:

    GOD BLESS AMERICA --- Oops, can't do that either. :mad:
  2. Marlin T

    Marlin T Active Member

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    Good one catfish and by the way where did Huck go to?
  3. berto64

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    Love it. It's a little over the top in places but no worse than the stuff the dems spread about us "vast right wing conspirators".

    This is being spewed by both sides. I try not to take any of it serious and just find the humor in it.
  4. stash247

    stash247 New Member

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    As a conspirator, I find that pretty much striking to the mark.
    But, then, I date nothing but redheads, and run a red dog, so my perception could be a little biased.
    Terry
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