20 Reasons A Woman Should Call It A Night...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by hntngirl, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. hntngirl

    hntngirl New Member

    Apr 19, 2003
    lebanon, oregon USA
    > 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
    > 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while
    yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
    > 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe
    I could do it too.
    > 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
    Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
    > 5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though
    I'm not the least bit hungry),pick it up and carry on eating it.
    > 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
    > 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
    > 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
    > 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
    > 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
    or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
    > 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep
    them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
    > 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
    > 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
    lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
    > 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
    > 15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG
    WAY but..."
    > 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
    > 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
    > 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
    standing) and take a quick nap.
    > 19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on
    the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
    > 20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
    problems walking straight.
  2. warpig

    warpig Guest

    I have done all that stuff except 9 and 16
  3. tuckerd1

    tuckerd1 Well-Known Member

    Jun 12, 2001
    Paint Rock Valley, Alabama
    What kind of purse do you carry? I personnally like an Aigner the best!
  4. Boomatic

    Boomatic New Member

    Aug 21, 2002
    Tulsa, OK

    never mind!:D
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