21 Steps for becoming a Democrat

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  1. shooter4

    shooter4 New Member

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    1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
    Federal funding.

    2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't
    teach 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to
    teach those same kids all about sex.

    3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
    Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
    technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal
    funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected
    by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and
    more affected by yuppies driving SUVs'!

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
    homosexual is natural

    7. You have to be against capital punishment but support
    abortion on demand..

    8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
    governments create prosperity.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
    loony activists from Seattle do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
    actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt leaders of other countries,
    start wars.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports
    certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good,
    because it supports certain parts of the constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are
    too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
    are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
    General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
    racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

    16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress"
    and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic
    system of governing that we've been subject to.

    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
    worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people
    haven't been in charge.

    18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in
    jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and
    you would vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you
    could).

    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying
    drag, transvestites and beastiality should be constitutionally
    protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by
    the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United
    States.

    21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who
    protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far
    more rights than the majority who believe in God and country
    and want these values to be instilled in our young children

    If you are locked in solidly to most of these beliefs -- you're
    gonna be a big asset to John Kerry
  2. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

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    heh, heh, heh

    But true....


    ISB
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  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Hits the nail on the head. It is funny but, oh so true.

    That's what's so darned scary. These folks, all the Democrats, really believe this tripe.
  4. wuzzagrunt

    wuzzagrunt New Member

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    #22: You have to believe exporting American jobs to low wage countries is bad, but importing low wage workers to America is good.
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