2am and i cannot sleep...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Feb 21, 2010.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    I woke up at 2am or there about. One of those middle of the night awakenings that when you wake up you are more awake that you have ever been.
    Nothing major on my mind...just couldn't sleep no more!!!

    I hate waking up like this. Nothing going on...no tv to watch even if i had satellite hooked up. All my $5 bargain bin movies have been watched several times over etc etc etc

    The only thing left available to me is to go out to the car...warm it up and complain about the whole thing on TFF.

    So there. I've done it. Now what?

    mike
    gn
     
  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

    Oct 29, 2008
    Ohio
    Drink some warm milk and eat a piece of toast and then go back to bed.
     

  3. Next time try counting sheep...

    Try to peek under as they go over and only count the females.. :eek:

    You could call it "The Glock Sheep Sleep" technique....:D
     
  4. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

    Try reading a book. I highly recommend an unabridged copy of "War and Peace". About 2 pages did it for me.
     
  5. coreyacp

    coreyacp New Member

    Why did you go out to youR car?
     
  6. dianalv

    dianalv New Member

    Aug 3, 2009
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Sorry. Can't help myself sometimes!
     
  7. coreyacp

    coreyacp New Member

    Lol uhhhhh no really lol
     
  8. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

    560
    Dec 16, 2009
    Northern Italy
    Did you ever try enjoying a bottle of good cabernet sauvignon...? For me it's better and more natural than the pharmacist's pills... :p ;)
     
  9. Rereading an old text on double entry book keeping will do it for me. War and Peace didn't work, I got into it and couldn't put the book down till 5AM, really whacked my nose. Easy listening jazz just barely audible works better.
     
  10. Attilio... the Glockster lives in Oklahoma.... not Italy.....:p

    3.2 beer is as strong as the bible thumbers will allow..... :D
     
  11. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

    560
    Dec 16, 2009
    Northern Italy
    :D :D :D :D :D Oooops!, sometime I forget I live across the Ocean... :D Anyway both answers are great !!!!! ;)
     
  12. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

    Well if "War and Peace" won't work, Mad Dog 20/20 (20% chance of going 20% blind) might work.
     
  13. whiteclouder

    whiteclouder Member

    296
    Mar 20, 2004
    Idaho
    Something warm and furry always worked for me.

    Got a cat?

    Clouder..
     
  14. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Oh mercy....and i cannot make any smartcracks nomore.... :(

    My allergies will not permit me to have a pet...not even a bird. I can tolerate the stray that comes by every now and then "outside" but thats about it.

    Good to see you posting, whiteclouder! :)

    mike
    gn
     
  15. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Location location
    Almost 2:00am here and cant sleep... Tell you what I do (and it works!).

    When I cant sleep I just get on TFF and read through all your posts.


    :D
     
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