3 Akansas Surgeons

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  1. durk

    durk New Member

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    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

    The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

    "The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President
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    But what was their respective speeds in relation to earth orbit, sol velocity, and Milky Way rotation?

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    :D Wish that 3rd surgeon hadn't been so talented:D
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    Dang I really thought she was a strong resemblance of a hunting Mule I had in Oklahoma. Maybe now I know the rest of the story.:D catfish
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    Give me the mule any day!:D
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    Yup.... :rolleyes:

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    That was great! :D
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    Do you suppose that she is hiding that tail:eek: somewhere under those frumpy clothes she wears?;):p:D:D:D Kirk out...
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