3 Akansas Surgeons

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by durk, Mar 28, 2007.

  1. durk

    durk Active Member

    Sep 19, 2006
    Arkansas surgeons


    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

    The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

    "The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President
  2. But what was their respective speeds in relation to earth orbit, sol velocity, and Milky Way rotation?


  3. :D Wish that 3rd surgeon hadn't been so talented:D
  4. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

    Nov 15, 2006
    North Idaho
    Dang I really thought she was a strong resemblance of a hunting Mule I had in Oklahoma. Maybe now I know the rest of the story.:D catfish
  5. durk

    durk Active Member

    Sep 19, 2006
    Give me the mule any day!:D
  6. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

  7. Taurus_9mm

    Taurus_9mm New Member

  8. 300 H&H

    300 H&H Active Member

    Apr 1, 2007
    Do you suppose that she is hiding that tail:eek: somewhere under those frumpy clothes she wears?;):p:D:D:D Kirk out...
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