3 in 1 Oil

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  1. berto64

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    3-N-1 OIL & WD




    Lena vas pregnant wit Ole's child. Late one night, Lena voke Ole and

    said, "I tink it's time!"
    So Ole fired up da Yohn Deere tractor and took her to da hospital to have

    der first baby.

    She had a little boy, and da doctor looked over at Ole and said, "A son,

    Ole!��Ain't dat great!"

    Vell, Ole got all excited by dis, but yust den da doctor spoke up and

    said, "Hold on!��Ve ain't finished yet!"
    Da doctor den held up a little girl.��He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a

    daughter!" She's a pretty little ting, too."

    Ole got kind of puzzled by dis, an den da doctor said, "Holey Moley, Ole,

    ve still ain't done yet!"

    Da doctor den delivered anoder boy and said, "Ole, you yust had yourself

    anoder son!"



    Ole v as flabbergasted by dis news!

    A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and der three children home in the

    self-propelled combine.

    He vas real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on da first

    try?"

    Lena said, "Vell, Ole, you remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and

    you vent out in da garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

    Ole said, "Ya, I do"

    "Vell," Lena continued, "it's a darn good ting you didn't get da WD-40!"
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    Heh heh heh heh....

    Thanks, I needed a good laugh. :D


    Crpdeth

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