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Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.

    As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.'

    Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.
    'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
    Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' '
    Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
    'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

    'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow'.'
    She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
    Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'




    Rednecks Are Good At This Sensitive Stuff.
  2. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT Active Member

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    Cold man.... that is so cold ... :D
  3. But funny, very funny. :D;)
  4. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    MAL !!!!!!!!!!! C' est tres mal !!!!!!!!!!
  5. islenos

    islenos New Member

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    mmmmmm.....beeeeer
  6. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

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    Yup, it was cold....



    Cold enuf to drink anyway.


    :D:D:D
  7. Angryisme

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    funny stuffs

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