3 times a week

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by sting75ray, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. sting75ray

    sting75ray Well-Known Member

    Jun 30, 2011
    Oklahoma
    I fish on Friday's.

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
    On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

    Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

    The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

    "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
    :D:D:D
     

  2. flintlock

    flintlock Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2007
    Upstate NY
  3. fuzebox40

    fuzebox40 Active Member

    Mar 29, 2010
    Apple Valley, Ca.
    Got me laughing, good one!
     
  4. soundguy

    soundguy Well-Known Member

    May 8, 2012
    florida
    if only it were that easy.. :)
     
  5. skullfr

    skullfr New Member

    902
    Jul 11, 2012
    Beaumont,Texas
  6. 68c15

    68c15 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2011
    why only fish on fridays? is he busy reloading on monday and shooting on wednesday?
     
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