31 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say

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  1. The Duke

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    THE TOP 31 THINGS YOU WILLNEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:




    31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.

    30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

    29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

    28. Duct tape won't fix that.

    27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken

    26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

    25. You can't feed that to the dog.

    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

    23. Wrestling is fake.

    22. We're vegetarians.

    21. Do you think my gut is too big?

    20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

    19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

    18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.


    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

    15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

    14. Trim the fat off that steak.

    13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

    12. The tires on that truck are too big.

    11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.

    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

    9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

    8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

    7. Checkmate

    6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

    5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

    4. I don't have a favorite college team.

    3. You Guys.

    2. Those shorts really ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:



    1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!






    ONE ADDITIONAL THING YOU WON'T HEAR A REDNECK SAY ON THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH....



    "Honey will you change the channel from the opening game of the NFL to Obama's speech on Jobs!!!!
  2. 1 Eyed Jack

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    32. That Yankee, Dale Earnhardt, was the dirtiest driver in history, and he wasn't really a very good driver, neither is Jr. for that matter,
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