5 rules to Remember in Life!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glens67, Feb 2, 2012.

  1. glens67

    glens67 Well-Known Member

    Dec 19, 2010
    Middleton, ID
    1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a
    Mercedes than on a bicycle.

    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you
    when they're in trouble again.

    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

    5. Reforming Liberals is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean
    end.
     
  2. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Well-Known Member

    Feb 23, 2009
    SW Fort Worth
    Haha, those are great. I always tell my kids that there are two simple rules that get you through 99.9% of life,

    1 - say please, thank-you, sir and ma'am

    2 - mind your mother !

    99.9% of life's headaches made a lot easier!
     

  3. My Mom passed when I was 11 but I remember my Pop's if I dident say Thank you, Yes Ma'am or Sir, if he was with'in arms reach I got slapped across the back of my head (the Super Shot) & ALLWAYS got the head tilt & look over the rim of his glasses with that I'm pizzed at you Boy look!

    Better to be Nice to everyone cause, Everyone likes to be treated Nice!
     
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