6 Kinds of Sex

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you
    keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

    2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage;
    you'll have sex anywhere,anytime, even in the kitchen
    on the table, etc.

    3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have
    kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom

    4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each
    other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is
    also called oral sex by some.

    5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get
    divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

    6. There is also Social Security Sex..that's when you get some once a month
    but it's not enough to live on....
    :cool: :D :D :D
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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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  3. Gunfyter

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    I've been around, just not posting a lot. I had seven weeks of stuff backed up on my desk when I cams back to work. Just now getting caught up. BTW, I had back surgery, a double lower lumbar fusion. Just more metal to make the detectors go off. AND, it's good to be able to have time to post again. :cool:
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    Good to have y'all back, GF! :)
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    So Gunfyter which no. are you at?
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    Now Deputy, A gentlemen does not tell...hope it's in the first 3! :)
  8. BobMcG

    BobMcG Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    If I may...

    #7 IRS Sex. You only get screwed once a year...and even then you don't enjoy it.
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