72 virgins order yours today

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  1. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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  2. Double D

    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Sorry, I couldnt sit thru that.
  3. red14

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    I turned off the volume, and just read the words. You get 72 virgins, and 70 family members, with you if you get killed in battle. Plus you go to Heaven, the best one, and get a crown worth a lot of money. You also get a lot of drinks and food, and apparently party all the time.

    Check it out, without the volume, and let me know if I got it right.
  4. Double D

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    Still cant do it. They make me sick.
  5. Helix_FR

    Helix_FR New Member

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    If you want to get really steamed, read the comments below the video.
  6. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    We are going to have to fight these aholes in a seriouse way one day. this is as stupid as it gets. These animals have no branes whatsoever
  7. TheGunClinger

    TheGunClinger Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Thats funny! I just watched it for about a minute and said to myself the same thing.
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    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    Can someone please tell me how they came up with number 72? Who said 73! Now that just too much! And well 60? No thats no where near enough.

    One more thing. What is the clinical term for someone who believes in such things?
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    I thought it unique that a martyr gets 70 relatives. Kinda gives more value to the virgins, than relatives, interesting. I guess each relative gets a gal, and he gets 2.
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    My sister served in the peace corp for 4 years in the middle east. She says the funny thing is that these men that believe this and have sheltered themselves for the day they get 72 virgins, don't even know what to do with 1 woman let alone with 72. They would see a naked woman and that would be the end of it.
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    Be a hoot if the virgins were gay. :eek::D:D:D
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    They are ALL beta individuals otherwise they wouldn't allow themselves to be used as Pawn in someone elses unquenchable desire for power over people. I have no use for someone that doesn't have the sac to live life and doesn't understand that God decides when you leave...not some ugly guy in a turban.

    I hear they are pretty hairy people...maybe they are descendents from BigFoot. I mean think about it. They don't have the cognitive skills to realize they are considered "expendable". Loosers, with a BIG FAT "L". The men would rather have sex with a boy then their woman. Somethin' is wrong there!

    It would suck to be one of the relatives.
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    Might be a requirement.:eek::rolleyes:



    I am truly sorry for that, I'd like to apoligize to all the little pigmys in Africa for that.
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    Now wouldn't that put a damper on it. A room full of 72 virgins and your ignored. maybe the military ought to drop some memos putting that spin on it. Oh the disappointment, HA:p:D:D:D:D:D
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    We ought to be dropping Bacon Bits.

    I don't think it states anywhere what gender the virgins are going to be and since it's not morally wrong for them to sexually abuse boys...you know that carries over to adulthood. Maybe some are counting on it 'cause if they admit they're gay they get stoned in the city square.
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    I wonder if after sampling all 72 and you are ready to go around again if they are still virgins. Sometimes deep theological thought is kind of tough on me.

    Just wondering. Any ideas?
  17. red14

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    First of all, it would take me at least 2 weeks, well maybe 3.:rolleyes::D:D:D
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    You realize this is all just hypothetical...God doesn't give someone who commits suicide and murders innocents individuals to be sexually immoral with.

    That being said...Yeah, I think God could make sure they were continuously virgins.
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    Jeez, shouldn't the 72 virgins have a say in this matter?
    "Alright ladies, you have been virtueous, now go hang out with Abdulah and grant him all his desires."
    "Ah man, is this what I get for being good?"
    Hey, wait a minute! This could make a good screenplay.
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    I'd like to be a stand in.:rolleyes:
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