A Bad Day!

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    oneknight
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    A C-141 was scheduled to leave the American Air Base in
    Thule, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight
    check, he discovered the latrine holding tank was still full
    from the last flight.
    He contacted the tower, an off duty airman was called out
    to take care of it.
    He finally gets to the base only to find that the latrine
    pump had been left outdoors and is frozen solid, he must
    find another one in the hangar which takes more time.

    He finally arrives at the C-141 and is less than enthusiastic
    about what he has to do. Never the less, he goes about the
    pumping job slowly and carefully so as not to risk criticism
    later.

    As he's leaving the plane, the pilot, an Air Force Major,
    stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance
    has caused this flight to be late, I'm going to personally
    see to it that you are not just reprimanded, but also
    punished,

    The poor guys replies, "Sir, meaning no disrespect, I'm not
    your son. I'm an enlisted Airman in the United States Air
    Force. I've been in Greenland eleven months without
    a furlough, and a reindeer is starting to look pretty good
    to me. I have one stripe, it's two thirty in the morning,
    it's twenty below zero and my specialty here is to pump
    shit from aircraft.

    Now, just what form of punishment did you have in mind???

    Remf
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    LOL! The guy does have a point.

    homer4
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    Hahahahahahahahaha! He sure as heck does Phil, he sure as heck does!
    Goodun Donna! Hehe!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.

    oneknight
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    (9/19/01 7:18:30 pm)
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    I thought we needed some laughter here. America is in our
    minds and hearts, but, we need to laugh again.

    Where's Gunship, he always laughs!

    Hey GS,

    How are you?


    Donna

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    (9/20/01 8:51:32 am)
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    Hello Donna;
    "my fair lady..".. right, we need to laugh again, need to release some pressure, some heart-burned..
    I'm still here, read each of your words.
    Tears, laughs, love.. angry.. everything with you..
    I just read and: "That's what I'm going to say.." "I want to say that".. "Loved you all ..".. and hehehehe
    Too many things in my mind.. but... stutter .

    Thx Donna.
    GS.



    oneknight
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    (9/20/01 10:38:05 am)
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    Gunship,

    We love you too. You were a great addition to MSNBC
    and to this VMBB also. We're glad your here.



    Donna

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    Donna: My boss is on vacation or may be sick.. today.
    That is why!! hhhh
    No, this is not the bad day!!
    GS.

    oneknight
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    (9/20/01 11:29:46 am)
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    Gunship,

    It is only a "BAD DAY" when the boss is there, all days are
    good when the boss is gone and we can play......lol!

    oneknight
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    And Gunship, your doing great with your posts.
    Hang in there with us!

    berto64
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    (9/21/01 12:58:37 am)
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    I Love you Guys!!
    I needed some laffs more than even I knew! Thanks a lot for helping me lighten my self-imposed burden. Been trying to stay away from media news, but keep letting myself get sucked back in front of the T&V. Damn, gotta get busy on projects around the place or I'll go nuts.

    Go, ARMY!! berto
    Endeaver to Persevere

    oneknight
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    Berto,

    Glad you stopped in for some laughs. Come back again,
    ya hear!

    Pssssst, I'll stop in at TFF soon, don't tell Tac, he
    always tries to get me to be the barmaid, I can't do
    that, I have the Boom Boom Lounge here to run.
    I am sooooooooo busy! LOL!

    Donna


    Edited by: oneknight at: 9/21/01 3:17:23 am

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