A BIG SALUTE TO Jack404

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BullShoot, Mar 7, 2011.

  1. BullShoot

    BullShoot New Member

    447
    May 9, 2010
    missouri ozarks
    PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

    Think this would get their attention?


    Don't forget to mark your calendars.
    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
    see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does,
    he must commit suicide.

    So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American
    women are asked to walk out of their house completely
    naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
    this anti-terrorist effort.

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
    in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for
    the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist
    sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of
    alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
    patriotism.

    The American government appreciates your efforts to
    root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
    anti-terrorist activity.

    God Bless America!!

    P.S.
    If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a
    terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly
    aiding and abetting terrorists.
     
  2. CampingJosh

    CampingJosh Well-Known Member

    Sep 25, 2007
    Indiana
    What will you guys think of next? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     

  3. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia
    hey every weapon we can errr ummm lay our err hands on ?? yeah!!!
     
  4. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    :eek::DWatch where you put your hands!!
     
  5. ozo

    ozo Well-Known Member

    Jan 20, 2011
    Nashville TN
    Oh crap !
    I pity the poor men in my uncle's neighborhood.
     
  6. I live in farm country and we grow them pretty sturdy out here. A half dozen 280 pound 84 year olds parading around my house would make me consider suicide :eek: As any Muslim will tell you this pork chop eater is not a fan of the false prophet. That is nasty, nasty, nasty.

    Now maybe if I lived in Miami Beach or Malibu......................:D
     
  7. Rneck

    Rneck Member

    114
    Nov 1, 2009
    gonna send the missus around the block while I sit out front with a 6 pack and a bag of BBQ pork rinds. this could be an annual event. Just hope some of the neighborhood hotties got this memo, wouldn't want to waste a saturday fishing op
     
  8. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
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